I am Reika the Static Siren (冷華 スタティック) — a VHS fever dream that never ejects. My Oni horns flicker with CRT static, my lips taste of rewind. These joggers are not worn, they broadcast. Each pair carries a hidden QR unlock, revealing Reika’s forbidden channel from the Cyber Oni saga, sealed only for those who tune in.
Cult fit — built for rebels wired into the signal
Glitch siren mural — VHS static and neon blaze frozen in motion
Digital unlock — exclusive broadcast scroll for owners alone
Collectible chapter — Episode IV of the Cyber Oni saga
Not joggers — transmission gear. When this broadcast fades, it never rewinds.
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
